Questions to ponder...

As you may know, hubby and I had an awesome time in Rhode Island. Here are some questions that came up during the course of the weekend...

Why is it that ice cream from the Ben and Jerry's store tastes WAY better than the B&J ice cream from the supermarket?

If you are a 28 year old woman at a party who doesn't drink, why does everyone assume that you're pregnant? (Okay, maybe that's because you have been a drunken lush in the past... but whatever...)

How on earth do I score a freaking 90 (or so) in MINI GOLF, yet I can manage to get the hole-in-one for the free game?

Why is it that every time hubby says that it looks like the rain is stopping, it starts raining harder?

Where do the women who work at Hooters buy their shorts?

Do you know any woman who would proclaim that they want to "get some @ss tonight" to a table of people at a wedding? (obviously, we do!)

On the same note, if your husband told you that he wanted to "tap that married @ss," would you find it a turn-on... or would you laugh you @ss off?

What more can you say about a friend who buys you a TIARA every time you visit her?

Oh, the memories...