The Surreal Life

Does anyone watch this? Hubby and I are catching the latest episode right now.

Janice Dickinson (whose claim to fame is that she was the first supermodel) and Omarosa (from The Apprentice) are in the middle of this HUGE fight... I guess that Janice threatened Omarosa with a knife, and Omarosa keeps on calling Janice a crack whore.

Anyway, Janice just told the rest of the house (Pepa, Jose Canseco, some blonde model, Corey Hart, etc.) that her father was a pedophile. So, she explains to Bronson Pinchot (Balki) that this secret is the reason why she hates it so much when people (read: him) try to touch her... blah, blah, blah...

So, Omarosa is walking around muttering "crack whore" everytime she sees Janice; Janice is alternating between crying about her past and telling everyone what she would like to do to Omarosa.. but the strange part? They keep on showing Balki crying hysterically. Is it because he feels bad for Janice, or because he has just realized that he is a creepy molester man??

Commercial is over - back to the show. Up next? My Fair Brady... yay!