Masturcation, anyone?

Each day, Harrison's daycare sends him home with a sheet that lets us know what he ate/drank, what he did during the day, and any other important information that we need to know.

Today, I find this note:

Please continue to introduce Harrison to finger foods, cut very small. He has trouble masturcating solid foods.

Eeewww. Even when it is spelled correctly, the word "masticate" makes me want to gag. Can't you just say "chew?"

Of course, this totally cracked me up, and was quite the joke in our house this evening. During dinner, Hubby expressed his concern that Harrison is too young to masturcate, and I commented on the fact that I never realized that Hubby is a great masturcator. (Yes, we are just a little immature!)