Drama!

So, I have been reading Ted Casablanca's "The Awful Truth" for years now - even longer than Perez Hilton.

One of Ted's best features is "Blind Vice Friday" where he gives us the scandalous details on (unnamed) celebrities. His most famous blind vice is Toothy Tile, a super-famous Hollywood actor that happens to be gay (and very kinky, according to Ted) who first showed up in his column 3+ years ago. For the longest time, I was positive that Toothy was Jake Gyllenthaal, for a number of reasons. But today, Ted's column came out with the following Q&A:

Dear Ted:
Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
—Tom, Mt. Laurel


Dear Gay Shooter:
Yes.

What?!? Jake doesn't have a baby!! Does this mean that perhaps he is not Toothy Tile, that I have been misguided all of these years?

I am starting to think that TT is MM... Matthew McConaughey. I don't know - this is so confusing...

(By the way, I am on vacation, which gives me the right to ponder silly things like Toothy Tile's identity all evening long...)

Five questions...

Tagged by my friend Jennifer from work (who has a very cool knitting blog, BTW - if you are into knitting... or even if you're not... check it out!).

The Rules: Rules are posted at the beginning. At the end of the post, the player tags 5 people and posts their names. Then the player goes to each of the “named” people’s blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. If you’ve been tagged, you do the same, letting the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer. They, in turn, answer the following questions. Here we go!

1. What was I doing 10 years ago? Ah, the summer before my senior year of college... one of the best summers of my life. Living on campus as a summer RA, taking a couple of classes, working at Breugger's Bagels, spending Saturdays going down the shore with Brandao... and likely spending way too much time frequenting The Palm Grill, Bennigans, and some of Morristown's other fine drinking establishments. I could go on, but I won't (some things are better left in the past).

2. What are 5 things on my to-do list today? Well, today is almost over, but the following items were on my to-do list (warning: these are rather boring): release official numbers for August to sales/executives, participate in weekly PR call, work on 2008 accomplishments for next week's review, complete a vacation request form (yay!), route latest white paper to SVP for review.

3. Snacks I enjoy: Ice cream, Hershey kisses, pretzels, pineapple, chocolate chip cookies

4. Places I’ve lived: California, New York, New Jersey

5. Things I would do if I were a billionaire: Pay off my mortgage and all of my other bills. Pay of my parents' mortgage, my brother's mortgage, my grandparents' mortgage. Spend more time with Baby H. Visit my friends more often. Go on vacation. Donate all of my clothes to charity and start from scratch.

Okay, so I too lazy to tag you on your blog, but I know the five people I want to complete this - Hubby, Brandao, MomofDom, Terri and Debby. (And Huxy, if you had a blog, I would tag you too!)